Excuse me, sorry to knock at your front door like this. I didn't know you just got out of the shower. Sorry.
Hi, let me introduce myself, My name is Norbert and I am looking for a particular post so I can respond to it while it's still fresh in my mind. But I seem to have mis-placed it. Wait, is there a hyphen in misplaced? Fuck, I don't know.
Anyway, the post is about Per masturbating. And I can't find it. Do you know where it is? Let me know at your convenience, because I have a pretty good Per masturbation joke that I'd like to post.
P.S. - You look good in that towel!