What a great name for a sex toy much better than Rampant Rabbit - which of course would also be a crap name for a jazz based rock band.

Teinus you silly thing. The band took their name from a piece in a William Burroughs novel. Steely Dan is a giant steam powered dildo in a Yokohama whorehouse. Can't get much more sex toy than that.

It's from Naked Lunch. "Steely Dan II" because Steely Dan I broke in some lady's impressive vaginal grip, if I remember correctly. I read it when I was 13, so I've probably managed to block most of it out by now.

A steam powered Dildo! Good grief. I've yet to meet a woman who would want an kettle boiling around her nether regions! For pleasure.

You must have blocked out "Steely Dan III."

GAH! II, III, VII, XI! I claw hopelessly at my mind's eye.

A couple of other parts I've not erased are "yellow fish nibbling brown turds," and some guy kicking his undies off his foot, chorus line-style ... think that was a prelude to an orgy or something orgy-like.

There was a movie, too. Didn't see that, but saw a small part of a making-of documentary on the CBC way back when. "Holy shit, it's Robocop!"

In conclusion, 13-year-old girls shouldn't read Naked Lunch.