Is Your Penis Worth A Half A Million Dollars? Options

[daisy]

Maybe it is to you, but not so much to me. Although, apparently that's what it is costing me because I don;t have one myself.

http://www.americanprogressaction.org/issu...ime_losses.html

[simpleton01]

No good can possibly come from answering that question.

[donavan]

No good can possibly come from answering that question.

Too true, I bottled out of my reply.

[daisy]

No good can possibly come from answering that question.

Silly! I know the answer already.

I was just posting what I thought was a pretty shocking and discouraging statistic, with a little talk of genitailia to grab your attention. And look how well it worked! I may try to work in a mention of your penises in all my posts going forward.

This post has been edited by daisy: Jun 7 2012, 02:44 AM

[Jeff Truzzi]

Years ago, I was eating lunch outside a Marie Callander's restaurant with a male friend and a female friend, at a table near the sidewalk.

A VERY attractive woman walked by. My male friend and I didn't ogle, but we definitely noticed.
My female friend said, in mock indignation:
"Oh, you men! Why do you always get that stupid look on your faces whenever a pretty girl walks by?"

I said, honestly: "Because all the blood is rushing out of our heads."

[spidermage]

Wow, fifty thousand dollars an inch? Not bad.

[donavan]

Wow, fifty thousand dollars an inch? Not bad.

Flaccid?

[simpleton01]

See?! That's just what I'm talkin' 'bout! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

[daisy]

Gentlemen, I will try to remember these witticisms to cheer me up when I am destitute in the poor house because my lack of a penis has severely limited my wages.

[Suzi]

daisy.... don't get too down (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Many a man has whipped out his penis and did some chick he works with (in his office with the door locked) All the while he's passing it off as he's "busy working". Yes, he is. Gettin' busy

Please remember that this guy makes a 6 figure income and he'll get caught sooner or later and lose his job because of it. Thus, for all the income you will lose miss daisy...... this guy will lose a lot more; not to mention multiple other's like him.

Kind of makes you think twice guys if you want to "rock out with your cock out"...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Suzi: Jun 7 2012, 10:24 PM

[donavan]

Kind of makes you think twice guys if you want to "rock out with your cock out"...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Use it or lose it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[simpleton01]

.... don't get too down (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

That's what she said!

This post has been edited by simpleton01: Jun 7 2012, 10:49 PM

[Bimble]

daisy.... don't get too down (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Many a man has whipped out his penis and did some chick he works with (in his office with the door locked) All the while he's passing it off as he's "busy working". Yes, he is. Gettin' busy

Please remember that this guy makes a 6 figure income and he'll get caught sooner or later and lose his job because of it. Thus, for all the income you will lose miss daisy...... this guy will lose a lot more; not to mention multiple other's like him.

Kind of makes you think twice guys if you want to "rock out with your cock out"...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Have you been stealing don's sherry, Suzi?

[daisy]

Did anybody read the article? I'm out 500,00 bucks here! Does no one care about the injustice of it all? Wouldn't you like to make to make it better for your daughters?

[Spastic Minnow]

Someone ought pass a law about it

It's a continuing problem that asshats like Scott Walker continue to try to make worse AND SOMEHOW GET AWAY WITH IT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/angry.gif)

but that specific piece of news is a bit out-dated.

[donavan]

I'm out 500,00 bucks here!

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

[spidermage]

Flaccid?

Not while I'm thinking about me half a million.

[miles aweigh]

Someone ought pass a law about it

It's a continuing problem that asshats like Scott Walker continue to try to make worse AND SOMEHOW GET AWAY WITH IT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/angry.gif)

but that specific piece of news is a bit out-dated.

And they keep saying there is no war on women. The lie repeated ad infinitum. Really tragic that Walker wasn't recalled.

This post has been edited by miles aweigh: Jun 9 2012, 08:03 PM

[Bimble]

daisy.... don't get too down (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Many a man has whipped out his penis and did some chick he works with (in his office with the door locked) All the while he's passing it off as he's "busy working". Yes, he is. Gettin' busy

Please remember that this guy makes a 6 figure income and he'll get caught sooner or later and lose his job because of it. Thus, for all the income you will lose miss daisy...... this guy will lose a lot more; not to mention multiple other's like him.

Kind of makes you think twice guys if you want to "rock out with your cock out"...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Have you been stealing don's sherry, Suzi?

Let me try and expand on that a bit, Suzi. Top stereotyping. Man uses position to elicit sexual favours from woman. Woman never, oh no never uses her powers of attractiveness to gain. Perish the thought. Shouldn't happen, but by God it works both ways, always has and do you not feel that the implication that the poor powerless woman is just the pawn, the victim, does a disservice to your sex?



Just saying.

This post has been edited by Bimble: Jun 9 2012, 09:32 PM

[Dr Hugbine]

Good luck with your new direction, Bimbs...