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 Mar 1 2009, 05:44 AM
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Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61  |
How often do you visit your own profile?
Really, that often? Say, that's a little creepy, fella. |
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Mar 1 2009, 05:46 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
May I borrow ten dollars? I will pay you back on Tuesday.
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Mar 1 2009, 05:47 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
What do you think of Adele, the singer lady? (In 15 words or less.)
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Mar 1 2009, 05:49 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Can you tell me where he's gone? (He freed a lot of people, but it seems the good they die young.)
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Mar 1 2009, 05:56 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
QUOTE (simpleton01 @ Feb 28 2009, 10:47 PM)  What do you think of Adele, the singer lady? (In 15 words or less.) I'll take this one. I'm gonna go with "very intriguing." Check 'er out! |
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Mar 1 2009, 08:15 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 412 Joined: 13-February 09 From: Emerald City Member No.: 37 |
Remember Hands Across America, where everybody had to hold hands and make a line that went across the whole country? How did that work out, I had a dentist appointment.
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Mar 1 2009, 09:32 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 154 Joined: 12-February 09 From: Only The Shadow knows Member No.: 24 |
QUOTE (simpleton01 @ Mar 1 2009, 06:47 AM) What do you think of Adele, the singer lady? (In 15 words or less.) Is she an APE? I chimply ADORE Partridge primates. Does she read Gibbon? Was her mother a shrew? |
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Mar 2 2009, 02:02 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 27-February 09 From: San Jose, CA Member No.: 89 |
Do I look fat in these jeans?
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Mar 2 2009, 02:22 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 449 Joined: 14-February 09 From: Rancho Cucamonga, California Member No.: 49 |
Who ate my Eggplant Parmesean sandwich?
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Mar 2 2009, 03:29 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 12-February 09 From: UK Member No.: 29 |
It's 3.30 in the morning... why am I here?
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Mar 2 2009, 06:44 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
QUOTE (T.I. @ Mar 1 2009, 02:32 PM) Is she an APE? I chimply ADORE Partridge primates. Does she read Gibbon? Was her mother a shrew? I am sorry to report that she's non-primate. Like the Beatles. Except she's not a bug, either. Like the Beatles. |
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Mar 2 2009, 07:58 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,373 Joined: 11-February 09 From: here. Member No.: 18 |
QUOTE (Drea1 @ Mar 2 2009, 02:02 AM) Do I look fat in these jeans? No. but the ones you are wearing.... |
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Mar 2 2009, 07:59 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,373 Joined: 11-February 09 From: here. Member No.: 18 |
QUOTE (Andrew Swainson @ Mar 2 2009, 03:29 AM) It's 3.30 in the morning... why am I here? are you really - or are you imagining it |
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Mar 3 2009, 08:37 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Somewhere...out there. Member No.: 61 |
Are you really afraid of flying, or would it be more accurate to say that you're afraid of...not flying?
[Apologies to the comedian from whom I stole that joke.] |
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Mar 3 2009, 08:44 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 643 Joined: 13-February 09 Member No.: 39 |
QUOTE (Mare @ Mar 2 2009, 01:22 PM) Who ate my Eggplant Parmesean sandwich? it sure as hell wasn't me. |
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Mar 3 2009, 10:42 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 12-February 09 From: Pervginia Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (Keltik @ Mar 3 2009, 02:44 PM) it sure as hell wasn't me. If there were, in this universe, two completely identical Eggplant Parmesan sandwiches (and chances are, what with the universe being infinite and all, that there are), and if someone ate simps's, then would his Eggplant Parmesan sandwich still exist on some level, just getting cold and soggy because he's not there to eat it? |
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Mar 7 2009, 01:29 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 822 Joined: 12-February 09 From: England Member No.: 35 |
Do you ever wonder if it's you that just farted?
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Mar 7 2009, 04:37 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,749 Joined: 11-February 09 From: Sandy Eggo Member No.: 7 |
Are people, who need people, the luckiest people in the world?
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Mar 7 2009, 04:59 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 12-February 09 From: Cereal City USA Member No.: 36 |
Do you ever wonder how Ric Ocasek married that model (Paulina whatever)?
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Mar 7 2009, 04:59 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 12-February 09 From: Cereal City USA Member No.: 36 |
Do you ever wonder where those socks that disappear in the laundry go?
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